It’s Fryday
Bonjour, mes révolutionnaires de bureau! Brace yourselves for a weekend that’s about to go from deliciously greasy to historically queasy. We’re starting with National French Fries Day and climaxing with Bastille Day (with a certain convention starting next week). Sounds like a combo recipe for revolution!
Here’s your agenda for this Franco-American weekend:
- Saturday: Gorge yourself on fries. It’s what Louis XVI would have done. Excess is your birthright!
- Sunday: Storm your local fast-food joint. Demand justice and equal rights for all potato cuts.
- Monday: Crawl back to work, nursing your food coma and sudden urge to overthrow management – just in time for the RNC freak show to begin.
Launch your historic weekend right now. And if anyone asks why you’re taking down the office vending machine, just yell ‘Vive la France!’ or “MAGA!” if it sounds more appropriate chez vous.
Remember, whether you’re dunking potatoes into hot oil or blue-bloods into… well, you know… it’s all about liberation! So hoist your ketchup-stained flag high and declare, ‘Liberté, Égalité, Obesité!’
Eat fries like there’s no tomorrow – for some in 1789 as well as in 2024, there isn’t!
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