Believe in Yourself!

Happy TGIF Teammates!

Surviving yet another workweek calls for recharged indifference. Now it’s crucial that we leverage this upcoming weekend, to recharge for the next week. Take this seriously. Proper work-life balance isn’t a luxury – it’s a strategic imperative for cultivating peak indifference and detached apathy.

Fellow corporate anthropologists know – passion leads to free-thinking and disdain for corporate platitudes. Lack of enthusiasm, however, enables dodging accountability when projects flop. Passion is the enemy of broken process staying broken. 

Top Achievers, avoid thought-provoking activities this weekend! Binge-watching TV is better than reading anything that is too enriching. Reviewing new beer selections trumps building human connections. Perfect your thought-numbing weekend meditation technique – the skilled mastery of purposeless hobbies signals executive potential.

Research conducted by the industry’s leading psychiatrists confirms that the most satisfying weekend is a weekend spent purposefully neglecting personal safety and public order. So, don’t waste your time, leave work now – and make today the day to remember!

When they think you’ve gone too far, remind them: Believe In Yourself!

As always, a reminder: our #COMA Gallery is always open to those craving a dose of leadershit endurance or seeking an extra shot of (de)motivation on the fly. And of course, VIP entrance is perpetually open — because sometimes, you deserve exclusive access to the absurdity.

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