Making Americans Competitive Again (MACA)

Read the full text of Donald J. Trump’s Executive Order mandating the immediate termination of all U.S. hockey players involved in the recent 4 Nations tournament loss to Canada.

By the authority vested in me as President of the United States, and in order to restore national pride, eliminate incompetence, and ensure future victories through better, stronger, more obedient personnel, I hereby issue the following order:

The United States of America does not tolerate LOSERS. Following the unpatriotic and frankly disgraceful 4 Nations defeat, immediate action is required to address this failure and prevent further embarrassment on the world stage.

Accordingly, effective immediately, all U.S. hockey players involved in this disaster are hereby terminated. The rationale for this decision is as follows:

• They blatantly refused to put America First, choosing instead to pass pucks to non-Americans like some woke communists.

• Firing two dozen overpaid, low-IQ losers represents a uge budget cut—personally endorsed by Musk.

• Their services will not be required until February. If needed, they can be rehired on an at-will basis, pending compliance with proper patriotism standards.

This order shall take effect immediately.

Signed,

Donald J. Trump

45th and 47th President and King of the United States